JOKES
Computer
           
  If computer hinder your studies, get out of the school... Condom perforated: (A)bort, (I)gnore, (M)arried?  
  Mouse not found. Hit the cat: (Y/N)? Have you given good morning to your computer?Oh, yes? That's ridiculous...  
  Hackers? Is it a new kind of cookie? Usuário: technical term used by hackers. See idiot.  
  Have you seen my disk with my colections of virus? NOOOooo... (Press any key to continue.)ANY? Where this hell key be?  
  Boss out of the room: (D)oom, (Q)uake, (C)hat? Computer is equal womam: Everybody say they like it, understand, but few know how it works, touchs or turns on!  
  Keyboard is not installed... Press any key to continue. Goffy uses keyboard. Mickey Mouse.  
  Only Jesus save... Norton makes backups! My copy is not pirate!!! I swear! I just copy from the original.  
           
           
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